Coming home from Christmas shopping, I noticed someone left out a heaping plate of cookies and a half gallon of milk for Santa. I seat myself at the table before them and admire the aroma of the hot sweet decadent treats. Being the pig that I am, I can't help myself and I take a few and shove them down my hungry throat. So delicious! I want to leave some for Santa... but I also don't know how to stop myself. I deserve these cookies more than he does anyway