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Your girlfriend has already worked in a kitchen for a number of years (as evidenced by your continually expanding waistline), but has recently been offered the position of head pastry chef at her restaurant. She is, however, up against two other co-workers for the position. She has been pining for this for a very long time, and is determined to show that she is the best in order to win the position. As a result, you have become the guinea pig for all of her new recipes as she tries to perfect them to wow her boss. As a good boyfriend, you happily help her out and eat everything that she puts in front of you - as it absolutely blows up your belly.