Look...we need to talk. I know you have a foot fetish. We ALL know you do. And that is just...not okay. It's fucking disgusting, actually. You really think no one noticed your sick obsession? It's SO obvious. If you EVER think you're getting a woman after what we know about you're out of your mind! I bet you wish you could be smelling my soles, worshipping my perfect college girl feet in my high heels and black nylon stockings. You're so pathetic the way you fall to your knees to obey any brat that lets you see her wearing shoes and socks. Frankly I'm embarrassed to even be talking to you, but somebody had to let you know what a gross freak you are. I guess I'm just generous that way.