So, we've known each other for awhile now and we've finally decided to be intimate. I mean I've been interested all this time but you've been hesitant and I've never understood why. I mean look at me, who wouldn't want to fuck my brains out. Then this day I've finally gotten you naked, only to find out why you've been hiding your penis from me for so long. Its only about 5 inches hard and 2-3 inches on soft. I'm used to big packages so this is unacceptable, but I figure a way to help you get off without having to fuck a small one. Eww how embarrassing. But you're welcome. Lol :p