I can only imagine how frustrating it must feel to be such a loser. It must drive you crazy to know you will never ever have a shot with Me. I mean, I can't personally relate to that feeling since I get whoever I want lol, but I am sure it's painful. You ache deeply for Me - you're obsessed! I'm so far out of your league, you'd never have the guts to talk to Me in person. Listen closely. There IS ONE way I'd be willing to give a freak like you the time of day. There is one way you can please Me. This is your only chance. Be the best pay slave you can be. Tribute every day. Spoil Me. Devote your life to Me and expect nothing in return. Being the best for Me is the highest honor you could ever hope to achieve. Don't fuck this up, it's all you've got!