This year I am having a Holiday Feast, and you are the main course! But, of course, you are all too happy to be our meaty meal, too. For years you have thought of nothing but sacrificing yourself for our sustenance, satiating our need for man meat. I, of course, keep you just alive enough to watch the whole thing! So, from the prep to the table, you're going to have a holiday you'll never forget. Or have again, for that matter!