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I'm up early and woke up on the right side of the bed. The side that's going to use use as a fartbitch ATM! What a deal! I was going to hope in the shower and clean up before filming, but the farts weren't about to wait. Besides, I know you fart sluts prefer unwashed ass and fragrant well -worn panties anyhow! Starting off your FAT GOALS right! you know I was farting in bed. I'm also at the end of My cycle, so enjoy this bulge showing through My leggings. A thick cotton lady napkin bulge in your face to sniff! It shifted throughout the night and I know that's all you'll focus on in between these robust farts and loud burps. Literally had just woken up! unwashed, no makeup save for a bit of yesterday's smudged, bare-faced, dirty hair! I wanted to shower first, but the farts couldn't wait & I know you prefer filth anyhow!