Why, yes, Miss Bijoux does treat masturbation addiction.... we have a new treatment plan available. Don't worry, it won't make it worse. All you have to do is sniff this little amber bottle... Miss Bijoux handles the rest. See how good you feel like this? Keep sniffing. Oh, and while I have you here, sign this little paper to say that you understand you must return for more... sessions. See, wasn't that easy?