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I've just landed on planet Earth, finally. I has been longing to reach this place for a very long time.My species is struggling on our home planet and the only way we can survive is to find a new source of food since our own planet has been stripped bare. We need something more sustaining, and Earthlings are just the meal ticket! But don't worry, we won't destroy humankind, you are too valuable to Me and My people. The protein and DNA found in humans is exactly the food we need to survive. Hold still while I shrink you down into a more manageable size to consume. The plan is to farm the human race as a food resource. I swallow you down and digest you, the only exit now is to be dumped and used as fertilizer for the human meat farm, how useful!