You have been exploring these deep dark woods for weeks yet you are yet to encounter another human. Hmmm, where is everybody? However, suddenly the branches behind you shuffle and you hear a strange roaring voice - "Uga, uga, how dare you enter our forest? How dare you disrupt the peace in this ancient forest great muscly Amazonian queens call their home?" Your legs start to tremble, you're confused, horny and terrified at once - the strange muscly wild forest woman seems to be much stronger than you, flexing her muscles, picking up logs and all round mock flexing in your face!
