Wanna watch me get fatter? I know all these pasta snack breaks are going right to my already huge tummy, but I can't help myself. I can feel my chin wobble while I gobble all the yummy greasy noodles up. I even wore a tight little T-shirt that used to fit just fine, but now barely covers up my big belly so I had to take it off and just eat topless on the floor. Then I got completely naked and stood up to survey the damage and put my clothes back on.
