I can't wait to open these pictures you sent me. I must admit, I've been dying to see what you look like with your pants off. Ok, I'm opening these! Wait, what- what is that? Is that your penis?! Is that even a real penis? What do you call that thing? Are you messing with me? This is a joke, right? OMG, this is so hilarious, I can't stop laughing! I can't, I have to stop looking. This is so damn funny