You and I have been roommates for a few months. Everything is going great except for the fact that you can’t seem to stay out of my bedroom. I’ve caught you a couple times sniffing my dirty underwear and bras and every time I yell at you to get out and warn you that I’ll get revenge. One day I come home to relax after a long day of work. I begin to undress and hear you make a sound realizing that you’re in my room. I’m furious and tell you that I’ve had it with your perverted ways. I tell you how much of an idiot weirdo you are and punish you with shoving your face in my armpits.