Give me one good reason why I should pay any attention to someone like you? One good reason why I should spare a second thought for such a pathetic excuse of a human being? The only reason I even remotely have an interest in you is if you're paying me. I don't care about you, I do care about the money you give me. I generally don't like dealing with such huge losers but for you, I'll make an exception, it'll just be a costly one. You need to prove to me that you're worth it, that you are spending enough on me to make you worth even a sliver of my time.