My favorite hobby is taking money from losers like you. I enjoy just how easy the money is, I don't even have to lift a finger. All it takes to ensure I never even have to want for anything is turn to one of my little walking ATMs and ask. But you like it too don't you? This isn't as one-sided as it may seem. You get off on spending, it's actually thrilling to you, isn't it? You love being drained almost as I love taking every last cent that I can from you.
