It's only a few weeks until finals & you waited all quarter to come talk to Professor Azure. She's rather disappointed that you think that you should pass the class... you've been a very naughty student this whole term! You talk out of term, you act up, you're disrespectful. Even if She fails you, She'll still have to see you next term. Positive reinforcement obviously doesn't work on you! You need negative reinforcement, you need punishment! She's going old school... She pulls out a bamboo paddle, it's very stingy. That's right, Professor Azure is going to spank you! Paddle you until your bottom is bright red! She demonstrates the position She wants you in- face down and ass up! Get into position NOW! Azure paddles you, scolding you the whole time. She paddles you until you beg Her to stop! More scolding post spanking as well.... and the threat that this could happen in front of other students too- after all, immediate reinforcement of behavior is what works best. Now get out of Her office and think about what you've done, you won't have a choice- it'll hurt every time you sit down for weeks!
