Tonight I felt lazy so i made a quick pizza.I put it in the oven and till it was done I light a cigarette.I am dressed cozy in  my black satin robe.I have some soda and this gives me a lot of gas and i need to relieve myself.I let out all kind of farts.Some really really long and some more shorter but very noisy.I think my neighbours heard me while I was smoking cause the window was open and that made me laugh!