I saw you in the gym running and wheezing like a dweeb. And you know what else I saw?? Your embarrassing underwear! Your tighty-whitey cartoon underwear. Those are so juvenile, I was laughing so hard. I want to really embarrass you though, so at lunch I'm going to call everyone over to watch Me pants you! You're going to be exposed-fantasy and humiliated in front of all the girls. I bet they'll even see the outline of your tiny micro penis. HAHA! Everyone will laugh and point at what a loser you are. I'll even tell them to take photos so the whole internet can see how pathetic you are.