Honey, don't be upset by how much I enjoy teasing our maid. She can't keep the house clean enough to satisfy me, and that's why you hired her, isn't it? Unless you had other motives for paying some pretty young thing to crawl around our house all day. Today I realized she came to work without any panties on, and I have to wonder if this was her way of trying to seduce my husband. I think I need to remind you both that this MY house. If you weren't so busy with work you might have been lucky enough to learn the lesson with her.