We've been friends for years, but I've heard that you truly had the courage to try and ask Me out. Did you REALLY think I would say yes??? What is WRONG with you?! LOL. I mean, we're really good friends and all, but girls like Me don't date people like you... Ya know, fat?? Yeah, I mean, MAYBE if you lost like, 100ibs, but even then you'd still look gross...