New year, new you? Not quite. For 2022, I want you to be the same and do the same as you have been—just a whole lot more of it! You’re going to push harder, eat more, and gain more this year than ever before. By December 31, if you follow my guidance, you’ll be the fattest that you’ve ever been. This clip is more encouraging and fat-appreciating. If you prefer a humiliating and fat-shaming version with the same concept, look for “Make 2022 Your Biggest Year, Humiliating” in my clip store. This clip is gender-neutral.