Your dick has got to be the smallest one I’ve ever seen in My life! I mean really, what even is that? It’s so tiny, I can’t even imagine the shame you’ve gone through. Do you only use like two fingers to jerk it off? How long does that even take? Probably like fifteen seconds, huh? Your size could never compare to this dildo I have in My hand. You wish it did though. You’ve always dreamt of having a bigger dick, but you’re stuck with this tiny little thing that can’t even make anyone cum. It’s laughable, really.