Did you know that a woman can grow up to 30 kilograms during a pregnancy? My dear, this is absolutely the fastest method I have to gain weight! Do you understand what this means? That from today we will have so much passionate unprotected sex, because I want you to get me pregnant.  You will take care of me, of my insatiable cravings, you will massage my belly that will grow more and more every day and when I finally give birth... you will get me pregnant again, to make me gain another 30 kilograms.  And we'll start again, again and again, I will gain 30 kilograms with each pregnancy until my belly blows up.