You left your phone unattended last night and I found some pretty incriminating stuff on it, namely pictures of some red-headed, big-breasted slut named Andrea. Well, I think I know just what to do with her. I pretend to be you and lure her into sending me some slutty pictures so that I can break into her apartment and catch her redhanded! She’s shocked to see me and get pretty fussy, but I wrestle her out of her slutty little outfit, bind her hands and then make her pose for a bunch of humiliating pictures, which I send to your phone and mine. I’m going to have so much bl@ckmail evidence on her that she’s never going to want to be the side chick ever again