I get so many fans wanted to be my personal fart sniffer. Not just anyone gets to be my personal fart cushion, first I have to test you out...can you take all my ass gas without hesitation? Can you suck up every last bit so I don't have to smell them? Can your face be available at all times whenever i need it? Is your mouth able ready and willing to eat all my farts? Even if something extra comes out? Think you have what it takes? Consider this your job application test...Can you pass the gassy girl test?
