I see the way your lustful eyes scan over my body… what, did you think I wouldn’t notice? Your infatuation with me is sooooo obvious! And at this point, pathetic. I have no desire to fuck you whatsoever, and your relentless pursuit of my goddess pussy has been a pointless goal. I’m kicking your annoying ass to the curb and ending this friendship, that is unless you agree to a specific condition. You can remain here in the friend zone… as long as you’re my gay best friend! You’ll have to prove you’re committed to this role if you don’t want to lose access to me.