‌

Yes, I can be a bitch before I have my coffee.. But when my coffee is taking forever to be made, it’s not my fault if the workers get some backlash. I call my friend to rant about my frustration, and she tells me to check the cups already on the table. Turns out one of the baristas tried to put shrinking formula into my coffee, but accidentally mixed it into his own, leaving him unable to call out my name. As soon as I noticed him shrunken down, I push him all the way into the cup and gulp him down. I then call my friend, reassuring her that I got things taken care of and the shitty staff learned their lesson as I let out the burps he caused. **This was a custom video request— order through my services or message me and let me know if you want one of your own!