From now on, you are going to make porn a much bigger priority in your life. I don’t think you’ve been dedicated enough to funding your porn addiction. And let’s face it, you ARE addicted to jerking off to porn. So, you need to start budgeting for it. That’s right, just like things like rent, groceries or electricity are classed as ‘essentials’, so too is porn. Let’s face it, you’d happily be hungry, sat in the dark with a candle, if it meant you were still able to watch my latest clip release. After all, jerking off to porn is your all-time favourite hobby and it’s time your budget reflected that!
