You can't stay away from your fat goddess... If only your wife understood that constant diet and exercise doesn't make her more appealing to you. You like the finer things in life, including well fed and extremely curvy women. You'd rather worship Leda's soft growing belly than your wife's slim trim body. If only she would plump up a little you would have more resolve around Leda. But until then you're mesmerized by her jiggling curves and helplessly wrapped around her finger.