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I’m getting ready for my date when the doorbell rings. I get up to answer it, and I find out it’s yet another package for my roommate. Upon opening it, I see that it’s her boyfriend, who has shrunken himself down to see her. I remind him how much I hate him, and tell him I don’t want him in my space. And since his crush isn’t here to save him, he’s going through me. He immediately tries to run, but with no success. I taunt him a bit more, and say my goodbyes as I shove him in my mouth. For the sake of love he still tries to escape, so I finally chew him up and swallow him for good. And just as I do, my roommate calls, asking if I’ve heard from her beloved boyfriend. As I burp from devouring him, I inform her that he told me he wanted to end things. I hang up, sit back, and relax knowing i won’t ever have to deal with him again as I let out more burps.