I’ve been waiting for tonight since I first saw my now-boyfriend. His gloriously round belly, thick arms, soft man boobs, not to mention his fat ass… Sure, when he said he wanted to take it slow at first, I agreed, but secretly all I could think about was whenever I could finally take him home with me, sit him on my couch, and suck his cock while I massage that big jiggly belly of his. Tonight is the night. He comes back to my apartment, he sits on my couch, and he lets me undo his pants and kneel in front of him… …and then the unthinkable happens. His dick stays totally flaccid, not even a twitch as I stroke it. He’s as embarrassed as I am baffled. Apparently this isn’t the first time this has happened to him. As a lover of fat men, I never thought it was possible, but I guess a person CAN be too fat after all. Who can blame me for being disappointed?