My poor feet really take the brunt of my hard work, working up a sweat, heels rubbing causing dry patches, dirt, grit, fluff, they really need a good tongue massage. I know you're just the perfect boy for this dirty work. I don't just let any foot boy take care of my feet, you have to understand this is a very special role, and that you are a very , very lucky boy to have the honour of such a task. Now... I knew that you would really appreciate this opportunity.