Look at me! I look just like a Barbie doll! I am one - sexy, beautiful, blonde, tall, dressed up in pink, the embodiment of everything you ever dreamed of: your Barbie doll! You would do anything for Barbie, wouldn't you? And let's be honest - you'd much rather spend your Valentine's day with me than with anyone else! You spent it with me last year, you'll spend it with me this year and you will spend it binging on my clips for the rest of your life! So why waste your time and money on her? All the time you spend with her could be spent jerking off to my clips! All the money you spend on her could go into impressing me more this month with clip binges and tributes! You do want to impress me, after all, don't you? You know there's only one of me and many of you, little minions, out there! Only one Goddess Natalie to worship out there, only one HypnoticNatalie, but you...you're not that special, are you? You are just a little minion in a crowd of many other guys just like you, struggling to get the Barbie doll! You know it's not easy to get a girl like me to pay attention to you, so...do you think you'll succeed? Let's see!