For Valentine’s Day, most wives surprise their husbands with a nice dinner, a little gift, some chocolate, or even some sexy lingerie, followed by sex. That’s what I used to do too. But I can’t help but notice that none of that seems to be what you really want. I don’t know if you’re too ashamed of your desires to admit them to me, or if you can’t even admit them to yourself, but whatever the reason, you seem determined to pine and long in stubborn silence for the rest of our marriage. Well, never let it be said that I’m not a giving, understanding wife. If my husband secretly wants something a little, well, “out of the ordinary” for Valentine’s Day, I’m happy to provide.