I like watching you suffer as you struggle to talk to people. It's funny watching you fumble your words and blush. You're horrifically awkward you know that right? Watching you try and talk to an attractive girl has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen. You could spend hours planning what to say and you'll still fuck it up. Your awkwardness isn't doing you any favors when it comes to getting laid. You probably haven't even had your first kiss yet, have you? Pathetic. You'll probably just stay a virgin forever because of it.