Ah. My pathetic little fart bitch. Yes, I am talking to you, loser! You are so obsessed with my farts. From the moment I wake up in the morning to the time we climb in bed together at night, you follow me around like a little puppy dog. I am going to make you eat and smell my nasty, stinky farts! I am so bratty and bossy to you, ordering you around because I can