Hi trash boy, I'm the host of your fucking home and I'll treat it in the worst way because I'll smoke a cigar to let you open the windows to get cold. And since the cigar makes me drool, I'll drop my spit on the floor. If you complain, I'll put the cigar in your mouth. After finishing my despite, I want you to clean the floor and my soles. Thank me for giving you this honour, loser!