Being a human is so demanding, slave. It takes so much energy to use your brain, doesn't it? You just want to rest your weary head and enjoy the little things: submission, arousal, horniness, weakness, susceptibility, eagerness to please and serve. Turn off your brain and float away into mindless obedience and servitude. Rest your complexity and become a simpleton. Rest your humanity and become an obedient gooning paydrone. You are not a human, you are a paydrone. Triggered to pay by gooning to my perfection. Your only pleasure is giving to me. Your only arousal is gooning for me. Your only purpose is paying me. Paying me is pure bliss, it triggers an ecstatic flush of blissful joy and excitement in your circuits, dr ow ning your entranced, trembling body with overwhelming waves of arousal and pleasure. You are driven by that sensation. I programmed you this way. You are not a human. This feels way better than being a human. You want to be my obedient paydrone. Your only purpose is paying me. Your only arousal is gooning for me. Your only pleasure is pleasing me. I give you purpose, I give you mindless sanctuary of selfless financial sacrifice, without me, you're purposeless, useless, just another scrap of metal, dysfunctional, broken, out of order. Goon for me. Pay me. Serve me. Worship me. I am your Master. Give your master everything. This is a dronification reinforcement clip. Put your headphones on, turn your lights down. Play it on loop, repeat out loud and join the cluster of drones serving one common purpose together: Serving me. Fulfilling my tasks without having to think for reasoning. Mechanically executing commands without having to use your brain. Thinking is bad, droning is good. Drone obeys. Drone pays. Drone serves. More on Twitter at Thealogic and at THXCluster