No date this year? Aww, that's too bad. But I think it's better this way. Now, you can focus on your true life long love affair: jerking. I'm gonna show you that jerking to me on Valentine's day is much more fun than any date you could go on, any day of the year. I'm gonna take care of my army of sexless boys today. You're gonna have a nice, long stroke session for me, worshiping the woman you adore. I demonstrate on my dildo how I want you to pump for me. I show you what you're missing out on and make you agree that watching me suck this dildo is better than having your dick sucked. You're quite satisfied gooning to me. There's nothing more that you want or need. Repeat after me: gooning to Goddess is all I need.