If you want me to give a fuck, you have to give the funds. Again: If you want me to give a fuck, you have to give the funds. If you want my attention, you have to have the right budget. Financial domination is the sweetest form of intimacy you can find and you’re so lucky to be such an obedient ATM. Not that you have any other options, right? Good thing you love this lifestyle. (closed captioned)