Ah, romance. What a magical thing to experience. Not you though, never you! I have a humiliating task for you. You’re going to actually have plans this valentines day! But not like any normal man. I will explain what your plans will be in this clip, and trust me....there is going to be *something* hot and steamy happening. You will require a little bit of time to prepare some food after having watched this clip, so take it into account to complete it around a meal time. This is going to be a Valentines dinner date for one unlike anything you've ever done before, but at least you have plans now! Buy this clip and follow my hot and sticky instructions.