Well, lookey what we have here! My favourite group of losers from work are at the pub, trying to relax and unwind from a rough day at the office. How these wastes of space were let in for a quiet **** is beyond me, but I am going to remind you of how much I dislike you. Unfortunately for you, while I was explaining your defects, I sprinkled shrinking powder into your ****s. And while I watch and mock you all, you begin to shrink, until you are the perfect size for me to eat! I grab you and sit on you so you can hear me eat all your friends; crunching them up, sucking the meat off their bones and lots of burping when I am done with each one. I eat all four of your friends (and my useless office colleagues) before turning my attention on you, grabbing you and eating you all up! Then, more burping and picking my teeth as I relax after my big, filling meal. Finally, you are all gone!