Oh, come on. It's all right to admit you may feel lonely and horny once in a while, but there's no problem we couldn't solve creatively, haha! Today we could use one of the simplest electrodomestics in your household that I'm sure you've been gawking at with your pervy, horny eyes. Is it that powerful suction? Is it the fact that you can scoop up anything into that vacuum, even my sexy nylons straight off my feet? Look at how easily those delicate nylon stockings disappear into the vacuum! So hot... You know you want to - just put your dick in it, let this red sexy hover be your Valentine!
