Tell your wife/girlfriend you want to try something kinky in the bedroom. Introduce my little idea to her. Ask her to give you the sloppiest blowjob of your life while you're ignoring her while texting on your phone. you've been too busy worshipping me to fuck her... she's so desperate and deprived of your cock that she's willing to do anything for you. Little does she know, you'll be gooning and obsessing over me while you blatantly ignore her.