Here's the morning routine of a good puppy. First I wake up and do some good deep stretches. Next, pop my tail on and give it a good wag. After that take my panties off and give them a good soaking of juices of course. And now that I've worked up an appetite, its time to eat some kibble out of my bowl and then give my master a morning treat by licking some creamy yoghurt off their knob. Such a good puppy.