Another Valentine’s Day gone by, another sad night spent alone because no self-respecting woman would waste her time on a pencil-dicked loser like you. Well, Valentine’s Day may be over now, but I suppose I can spare a teensy bit of attention on a reject like you. If only to truly drive the point home just how pathetic and unwanted you are. Thousands of idiots and assholes get laid every Valentine’s Day, but the best you can do is buy an ass worship clip from a woman who doesn’t even know you exist. Truly tragic.