You gave me the stupidest, embarrassing Valentine's Day card. Seriously wtf is this?! Giving a beautiful goddess like myself such a thoughtless, pathetic card has pissed me off. The best punishment I can think of is slowly shrinking you down while I ridicule you for giving such a lame card and that you need to shrink and be the little man that you are. I rub your card all over my asshole, shove you in my asshole, twerk you around, push you out then stomp on you with my sneakers. You deserve to be squeezed and shoved in this asshole for your Valentine's day gift from me.
