I'm not sure why I'm doing this but I invited you over to help you and to give you some good advice. I know you think you don't want to hear what I have to say but you really need to stay and listen. Or you are going to lose your husband. I'm sure you are aware that he and I have been seeing each other behind your back for quite some time. It's only because you won't do certain things for him that I will. Let me give you some of my secrets then he will be happy with you and will not need me or any other woman