Don't Text Your Ex, Text Me

Thinking about your ex again? Crying over them just a bit more because it’s Valentine’s Day? Don’t worry you don't have to let them break your heart this year… I can break your heart, mind and wallet ten times better and leave you a blubbering blackmailed mess just in time for this very special day. So, this year don't tell your ex your deep dark secrets… tell Me! I won't tell (too many people) about that embarrassing thing you did last week or about that one shameful thing you just can't get off without… No, they'll never hear about it… at least not from you ;)