Long live the Emperor! Today, February 23rd, is the Emperor's Birthday in Japan. In the spirit of the holiday, I dressed myself as a geisha. I put myself in a kimono and put on kabuki-style makeup to give an NSFW Japanese lesson. I remember taking tea ceremony classes when I was in school, so I made sure to bring out the incense and tea set that I use every day. What is a geisha? A geisha is a traditional Japanese entertainer. They would wear kimonos, paint their faces white, and entertain clients by singing traditional Japanese songs, serving tea to them, and telling stories to them. People mistakenly think geishas have sex with their clients, and this is completely untrue. People often confuse geishas for oirans. An oiran was a high-class courtesan in Japanese history. Oirans had sexual relations with their clients, whereas geishas did not. Now I must warn you: If you are thinking about saying "Happy Emperor's birthday" to a Japanese person you know, I advise you not to do so. The reason is because celebrating this holiday out loud after World War II is considered to be a faux pais, due to how nationalistic the holiday used to be. By saying "tennou heika banzai" (long live the emperor), the literal translation is saying that the emperor is a God who will live 10,000 years. And comparing the emperor to God is no longer considered to be politically correct in Japan today. The reason I paid tribute to the emperor in this video, is because this was designed to be a time piece. That is why I used the white face makeup and everything. I also spoke a formal version of Japanese all throughout. The only time I spoke informally was whenever I was playing with myself. I wasn't sure if people would like the white face makeup, so instead of a solo/JOI video where I masturbate to climax, I gave an NSFW Japanese lesson instead. If people end up liking this cosplay and role-play, I will even buy one of those geisha wigs to really complete my look and make a few boy/girl and solo videos out of it.